Because an attractive woman is always worth sleeping with

You can't blame him for trying.

Of course you can't. My apologies

I hadn't realised my face and my ass are

Always 

worth more

than my friendship, 

a feature of me that I have actually chosen

and that lives in my mind, 

a lesser part of the human body as it can't be slapped in public

as no man can be made to feel special for being 

chosen to enter it.

How could you have been so oblivious. 

And my apologies for not having changed for you, for not having tailored my way of 

smiling 

talking 

standing 

being 

to show I understand that that's the only thing you see.
Because I'm naive you see.

Because even when it's not,

an attractive woman is still worth more sleeping with.